A machine turns him, and some soldiers into Turkey's and they wait for their arrival. As it's nearly thanksgiving, Rick decides that he will turn himself into a Turkey and secure that sweet Presidential pardon for himself, however, it's not the first time he's done this, and the President is prepared. Rick (Justin Roiland) and Morty (Justin Roiland) accidentally destroy several important historical artefacts and raise the ire of the President (Keith David). Again, the A story B story format is eschewed for a single spectacular A Story, another involving major destruction and a deus ex machina type resolution.